Sorry I’ve taken a bit of a hiatus from posting on tumblr. If you’re going to make something look this bad, I better be able to play some Connect 4 with it. I thought that the case was actually a tiny game of Connect Four, like those little key chains with entire board games in them we all had in grade school. To be honest, when I first saw the iPhone 5c, I got way too excited. There’s a lot of similarities…the colors, the grassy knoll, the screens…I mean besides the Teletubbies’ outdated antennae, they’re basically the same product. To be fair, this is a fear I’ve had for a while, but beside the point. If I ever bought an iPhone 5c, I think I would live in constant fear that a baby’s face would appear in the sun. What a damn nightmare.Īh.yet another terrifying phenomena I participated in as a child. I swear.īut now they’re just shit, and apparently Apple wants in on it. And let me tell you, those things were the shit. The first thing that popped in my mind when I saw the new iPhone was the pair of crocs I bought when I was 10. I’m sure they work fine, there a just a few images I can’t get out of my head when looking at them. I’m probably due to upgrade my phone, but I can’t bring myself to buy a new iPhone 5c. I feel very lucky to have grown up in such a beautiful, down-to-earth, entertaining city and am happy to share it with you, internet land. Sweet-smelling and a great view of the City of Roses.īut honestly, the best thing you can do in Portland is live there. Celebrities stay there!īest Spa: Dragontree. Get a brew with your blockbuster.īest Hotel: The Heathman. Make sure to stop by next door for some Stumptown coffee!īest Museums: Portland Art Museum and Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (catch an IMAX movie there).īest Shopping: 23rd, the Pearl, or Alberta.īest Movie: The Kennedy School. On the second floor you’ll find drawers filled with love letters and secrets. Weirdos and gizmos galore.īest heartfelt activity: The Ace Hotel. It’s Gorge-ous.īest Drinks: Distillery Row (so I’ve heard).īest “Portland” thing to do: Saturday Market. So pretty and you feel like you’re in the future.īest Hike: Okay, not in Portland but Oneonta Gorge. Hot yoga for all levels.īest View: The Tram. It’s the city of books! I get just as lost in there as I do in the actual city of Portland.īest Yoga: Corepower Yoga on 23rd. They serve dinner, too! What more could you need?īest Read: Powell’s, duh. Walls of chocolate, fresh fruit, fluffy cakes and gelato. Every month they let a local chef create their own flavor using their facilities and donate the proceeds to the charity of the chef’s choice! Weird and wonderful, just like Portland.īest Dessert: Papa Haydn. Or maybe that’s just sushi in general, I’m not sure.īest Milkshake: The Original. Makes you feel like you’re on an episode of The Hills. So cozy, great study spot.īest Walk & Dine: Portland Food Carts. Super healthy and everyone who works there is ridiculously attractive.īest Tea: Tea Chai Té. Prepare yourself.īest Smoothie: Kure Juice Bar. The owner will either sing to you or force you to sing to him. Used to be a tiny food cart, now they’re building one in New York!īest Italian: Piazza Italia. They deliver your check in an old book, so you can get one of those “Ohhhh Portland” eyerolls into your trip.īest Thai: Pok Pok. 50’s style diner with awesome milkshakes.īest Panini and Cocktails: Picnic House. So instead of responding how I usually do (“Erm uh THERE’S A LOT OF BRIDGES AND VOODOO DONUTS I GUESS I DON’T KNOW”), I’ve made a list for me and you to give to any friend who wants to get the best of Portland in a short amount of time. I’ve had a lot of people at school ask me where they should go in Portland.
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